Advice: How to flake on the date

Instead of writing a text 'I am sorry, but I am not showing up for the date tonight,' write the truth 'It does not bother me that you now have nothing to do this evening..I have had 2 days to think about it, and the future will not work between, I don't want the three kids, nor do I want to move to Tokyo (David Kilimnick on how a girl flaked on him for the blind-date because she thought that going to a play together meant marriage).

Advice: Enjoy your Hanukah Donuts

Buy a jar of 777 jelly, so that you can enjoy your Hanukah (David Kilimnick on stuff you don't get in a sufgania and how jelly filled suffganiot don't come with jelly inside- 'I like donuts' says David).

Advice: Eating at the Shmorg (as we call it)

Hang with the bride, so you can eat. If you want good alcohol, visit the groom for a second and take the whiskey with you to the bride's side. (David Kilimnick on how to eat at Jewish weddings and how to socialize- as drinking helps you make dumb comments and there are no women by the groom before the wedding ceremony).