Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Advice: Proper time for Charity

Do not give money to a poor person without a cup. It is not correct to bother somebody during their break. (David Kilimnick on how it is offensive- like saying 'your shirt is very ugly, please buy a new one')

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Advice: Correct Umbrella Use

Do not take your umbrella out in the rain. The rain kills umbrellas. (David Kilimnick on the broken umbrellas he saw in the streets and how he keeps his umbrella in his house...it has lasted for three years)

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Advice: Yeshiva and Seminary students Study Partner issues

If you break up with your 'chavruta' (study partner), do it with care. It can hurt (David Kilimnick on how you should treat your loved one. As it is never easy to hear 'I've got another man').

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Advice: Hanukah Gifts

Buy a timely gift, one that the recipient will be able to use. No matter how good the sale is (David Kilimnick on how he received a calendar from 2003).

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Advice: How to flake on the date

Instead of writing a text 'I am sorry, but I am not showing up for the date tonight,' write the truth 'It does not bother me that you now have nothing to do this evening..I have had 2 days to think about it, and the future will not work between, I don't want the three kids, nor do I want to move to Tokyo (David Kilimnick on how a girl flaked on him for the blind-date because she thought that going to a play together meant marriage).

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Advice: Enjoy your Hanukah Donuts

Buy a jar of 777 jelly, so that you can enjoy your Hanukah (David Kilimnick on stuff you don't get in a sufgania and how jelly filled suffganiot don't come with jelly inside- 'I like donuts' says David).

Monday, November 8, 2010

Advice: Eating at the Shmorg (as we call it)

Hang with the bride, so you can eat. If you want good alcohol, visit the groom for a second and take the whiskey with you to the bride's side. (David Kilimnick on how to eat at Jewish weddings and how to socialize- as drinking helps you make dumb comments and there are no women by the groom before the wedding ceremony).

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Advice: Crunch up Heath candy bars & sell them. (David Kilimnick on how he treated his nephews to ice cream and went broke, because they charges $35 for crunched up candy bars mixed in soft serve).