Sunday, January 23, 2011

Advice: How to act at your Wedding

When you get married, do not leave the Yichud room (the room designated for privacy for the bride and groom), The guests can enjoy their shnitzel without you. (David Kilimnick on religious weddings and how he doesn't understand that the first time these people can touch according to Jewish law, the husband is saying 'One second honey, David's here, I have to go dance').

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Advice: Directions in Israel

Give directions using modern landmarks (David Kilimnick on how he now knows there was an ice cream stand in Haifa 5 years ago, but still does not know where his friends live)

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Advice: What not to Learn From Men

Women, do not go to a night club to check out guys and gawk. (David Kilimnick on what women should not learn from men)

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Advice: Israeli Style

ADVICE: Buy a very tight shirt. (David Kilimnick on style, as witnessed on the streets with a lot of stretchy shirts, which might have something to do with the tiny measurement used for the XXL shirts here).