Advice: Don't shower for Lag B'Omer (David Kilimnick on how he is going to fight back against all the bad smelling people who don't shower from before Shabbat, while hanging out at campfires).
Don't start a fight and scream at the guy standing in front of you. That is not proper etiquette at the Tekes/Memorial Day ceremony (David Kilimnick on how he yelled 'I can not see the candle').