Advice: Stay in Israel

Do not move to New York (David Kilimnick on how he cannot live in a place with so many Jews and what might sound antisemitic).

Advice: Fishing in Israel

Do not go fishing with Israeli fishermen, they do not share their pole (David Kilimnick on the worst day of his Israel experience, with a fisherman who doesn't want to share, because he is afraid there isn't enough water in Israel for two).

Advice: Lag BOmer

Advice: Don't shower for Lag B'Omer (David Kilimnick on how he is going to fight back against all the bad smelling people who don't shower from before Shabbat, while hanging out at campfires).

Advice: Memorial Day Etiquette

Don't start a fight and scream at the guy standing in front of you. That is not proper etiquette at the Tekes/Memorial Day ceremony (David Kilimnick on how he yelled 'I can not see the candle').

Advice: Religious Demeanor

In synagogue, you should sit there with a serious, painful face. (David Kilimnick on what he sees in shule every Shabbat morning & what is kavanah/proper intent).

Advice: Usage of Terminology

Don't use the term 'Gd willing' for everything (David Kilimnick on how it is wrong to blame Gd for your tardiness- as shared by Becky Bierman).

Advice: How to start Romance on Facebook

Advice: Don't use smileys on Facebook. It translates them into freaky, horror looking faces. Might as well send her 'I love you' with and LOL. (David Kilimnick on why he did not get the date on Facebook).