Thursday, September 15, 2011

Advice: Keep Your Name

If you get married after 30 years old, do not change your last name. (David Kilimnick on how he doesn't know any of his old lady friends).

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Advice: Keeping Warm During Summer

Do not use your air-conditioning. (David Kilimnick on how he bought an air-conditioner and is saving money).

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Advice: Keeping Old Friends

Remember that people get older. When you get a request on Facebook, they might look different. (David Kilimnick on all of his old friends looking like rabbis).

Monday, August 22, 2011

Advice: Drinking at Wine Festival

Advice: Do not get too drunk. Remember that it is in a classy place. (David Kilimnick on why he got kicked out of the Israel Museum for puking on the sculpture).

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Advice: Eating on a Fast Day

Do not eat 3 meals at once, to make up for fasting a day (David Kilimnick on how he put on 2 kilo last Tisha B'Av).

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Advice: The Housing Price Protest in Israel

Do not leave your house to live on a porch of an abandoned building (David Kilimnick on how the homeless guy is taking the protest too far).

Friday, July 15, 2011

Advice: Stay in Israel

Do not move to New York (David Kilimnick on how he cannot live in a place with so many Jews and what might sound antisemitic).